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  • PHOTOS – Latest Adventure

     

    As explained in an earlier entry, there is a tradition in Koeln, Germany, where couples engrave a lock with their names, secure it onto the Hohenzollern Bridge, and throw the key into the river Rhein.  As promised, Markus and I added our own lock to the bridge – here are the pictures!

     

    First, you have to find a free space…which was difficult.  The bridge stretched the entire width of the Rhein and was covered with locks like frosting on a cake.

    We did find a place, eventually.  Markus had the honor of attaching the lock.

    I took the key and threw it into the river…

    Apparently you are supposed to throw it behind you into the river…but nobody told me that at the time.

    And afterwards, Japanese food. 

    Our next adventure?  Teaching Markus to use chopsticks – oi.

     

    M

     

  • Wasting My Life

    I’ve been really hung up on one topic for a few weeks now, so maybe xanga can give me some insight.

    It seems like every possible scenario for what I could do with my future is wasting my life.  Women who marry young and stay at home raising kids, they are branded as wasting their lives.  Women who go to college and then work hard and after a few years decide to stay at home and raise kids – same thing.  Women who work their ass off their entire life and never have a family – once again will be told, waste waste waste.  I feel like only men can truly achieve a “rewarding” life in our society.

    Even the job I was set on doing has changed.  I was so sure I wanted to be a civil engineer and rebuild churches and castles.  But now that I’ve been interning as a civil engineer for the past year, I am not sure anymore.  It’s essentially one of the most stressful jobs possible – you are responsible for EVERYTHING, so don’t mess it up – by the way, the due date for all of the calculations and plans is yesterday.  Oh, and you get paid less than the electricians and stone-layers who are working under you. 

    I was really set on this job.  I thought, if I can leave behind something on this earth that I created – even if it is a power plant or a small church or a bridge – if that something lives on after I am dead, then I have accomplished something with my life.  I didn’t really waste it.

    But I feel like living my life in a constant sea of stress and working 50 hours a week would be wasting my life.  Especially since the pay rate doesn’t ensure that I’d be able to retire, or even support a family.  I feel like spending my life building up would drive me into the ground. 

    I asked my coworkers on Monday, do you like your job?  A lot of them laughed before they realized I wasn’t joking.  I got a few mixed answers – many said that the job was fun (but only some of the time).  All of them complained about the pay.  And all of them told me (even those who claimed to ‘love’ it here), that if they could, they would have studied something else.  They all even explained to me why they took the job in the first place.  I worked on a construction site as a teenager or I wanted to build bridges.  However, just as I’ve come to see, it’s not really so simple…

     

    At least I’ve only wasted one year of my life deciding what I don’t want to do.

     

    Right now I’m considering mining or petroleum engineering.  Perhaps even nuclear – although events like what happened in Japan is steering me away from that.  Maybe even aerospace engineering. 

     

    I don’t know what I want to do for a living.  But if your job is fun, and you enjoy going, and you even get paid well for what you do…that seems like a step in the right direction for me.  I’m not quite sure how family is going to fit into the mix.

     

    I just want to look back at my time on earth and know I lived every day to the fullest.

     

    Maybe I should just stop stressing and let what happens, happen.  Some people are happy being stay-at-home moms, while others join the Navy or become doctors.  Some people have families, some can’t, and some don’t want to.  But maybe the whole secret to not wasting your life is to do what makes you happy – and not stress out if what you are doing with your life is different than what makes other people happy.

     

    Thoughts?

     

     

    M

     

  • Freiburg Tradition : Die Baechle

    Freiburg is a small University city in southern Germany, sitting right at the foot of the Black Forrest.  (It is in any case the largest city within an hour’s drive from where I live - so I’ve gotten to know it pretty well.)  It’s a beautifully city, with a looming cathedral and cobblestone streets.  It also has great public transportation and several blocks of car-free shopping.  The river Dreisam runs through the middle of the city and feeds a system of canals.

    The street canals in the innercity are a central point.  They are usually on both sides of the streets, even in the pedestrian zone.  In spring, children often race rubber ducks and wooden toy ships down the canals – you can even win money during competitions! 

    However, the locals are all quick to warn little girls (and young ladies) not to tread in the water.  If you wet your feet in the canals, tradition has it that you will marry a man from Freiburg.

    Even if it is a bit silly, it adds to the charm of the old city. 

    And my boyfriend takes care not to let me walk too close to the edge – just in case.

     

     

    M

     

  • 6 Weeks

    In 6 weeks, I’ll be back in Kansas City. 

    I will have taken one last train to Frankfurt – followed by a charter bus to the airport.  There will be crying and laughter – either high-pitched in an over-eager attempt to fight back tears, or the slow laughter that turns into mellow sobs.  The 24 other students from America with whom I’ve shared this experience will make last attempts at swapping stories and e-mails.  We might all eat lunch together one last time – with a healthy noon-serving of German beer.  We will check our bags and wait in customs.  When I board the flight I will once again sit between the Sch- and Tur- last names.  We will all crowd to look out the window at take off – soaking in every last glimpse of the country side before it all fades into the monotony of the overcast sky.

    When we reach that good ole capital city…everything will be different.  People around us will be speaking a different language, the restaurants will have different names – different smells and sounds and sights we’ve all but forgotten.  It’s like entering a foreign world – even harder than it was when we came to Germany.  Some of us might be scared or have trouble understanding…but the tough part comes as we seperate.  The Washingtonians board one flight, the Flordians another.  I will walk with the other Kansan to our gate – we might even exchange a few words in German before boarding.

    A few more hours and I’ll be landing in KC.  The jet will probably bounce a few times as it lands, and have a few delays before we can pull in to the gate.  I’ll walk up the ramp, my small suitcase clattering over the metal slates.  Through the glass terminal walls I will see my parents and possibly my brother, Adam.  My boyfriend, who came a few weeks before I did, will be waiting for me.  I feel hopeful when I see his face – his lips mouth my name and his eyes smile.  Schatzi, he will say, ich habe dich so viel vermisst.

    I will listen eagerly to the chatter in the car.  You must be so happy to be home they will tell me.  We’ve made your favorite for dinner.  The girls are waiting at the house - the girls being my nieces.  We’ll be home soon.

     

     

    But that’s the thing.

    I don’t know if, in 6 weeks time, I will be going home…

    …or rather - leaving it…

     

    M

  • The Truth About Americans

    After a year of living in Europe, I’ve had my fair share of being told what Americans are like.  Not asked, Is it true…?, but told how it really is.  Most of the contributors had never been to America – but Two and a Half Men and Desperate Housewives filled in all the blanks for them.  After a few months, I’ve given up even trying to argue.

    So here is the truth about Americans – from the European point of view.

     

    1. We all eat at McDonalds.  In fact, nothing exists outside of fast food.  I personally eat McDonalds five times a day to maintain my figure.  We never eat healthy.  We actually don’t even know what most vegetables are.  When a German comes up to me with a handful of spinach or tomatoes, I always stare in amazement at the ‘foreign’ experience.  They don’t have this in America, they assure me.  We only drink soda pop – even babies drink cola instead of milk.  All the Europeans are amazed when they see me – hey, you aren’t fat!  They insist to me I must have lost so much weight since moving to Germany.

    2.  We all own SUVs.  Things like compact cars only exist in Europe, after all.  ALL Americans must own a Hummer, a Ford Pick-Up, or a large SUV.  Since we all own campers – tents, come on, no American knows what that is! – we obviously need big cars to pull that along.  And since we are all overweight from that McDonalds, we probably wouldn’t fit in a Smart Car, anyway.  But because gas is so cheap in the States, it’s not like it makes a difference what we drive!  And pollution?  Like I’ve ever considered it! 

    3.  We all hate the enviornment.  Outside of the exhaust coming from my large Jeep, I also don’t recycle.  I mean, as my host sister told me, Americans don’t even know what recycling is.  The idea of putting your used soda bottles (again, the only thing we drink) in a separate container as the rest of our trash is way too revolutionary.  We also don’t reuse anything – we just toss it out and buy it new.  There must be a large dump truck somewhere full of all the Apple iPads we threw out when Apple iPad 2 came out!  And yeah…that garage sale you might have seen over the weekend…?  It really didn’t exist.

    4. We all own guns.  And I don’t just mean your grandfather’s old rifle, either.  Every American in every city owns a gun.  Children take them to school to do target practice at recess.  You don’t need to fill out paperwork or anything!  My co-worker explained to me that there are even vending machines to buy guns in most malls.  Most of us own semi-automatics.  We shoot people who walk onto our yard – I even shot my neighbor by accident!  That’s why we all love war.  Americans whole-heartedly support every war that has ever happened, especially the war in Vietnam and the current one in the middle east. 

    5.  We are stupid.  We are ignorant, to be more exact.  We’d rather sit on the couch and watch Spongebob reruns than flip on the news.  We can’t name the 5 continents, or the capitals of France, Germany, and Great Brittan.  Americans don’t own books or visit libraries – we only learn to read so that we can use the Internet to download illegal music.  High school is easy, and even if you don’t make it through, you can still get a great job (at McDonalds).  We can’t speak English correctly (like the Brits) and we are so self-absorbed that nobody even tries to learn a foreign language.

     

    Being the stupid, fat, enviornment-hating, violence-loving American that I am, it’s kind of funny that the German government is paying for me to intern over here, isn’t it?  Und ja, ich kann doch gut Deutsch sprechen.

     

     


     

     

     

    What do you think?  Did I miss any obvious truths about America?  Has anyone else dealt with these generalizations while in a foreign country?

     

    M

  • Bad Relationships Don’t “Get Better”

    It started good.  He was a little bit older, but my parents liked him and got over it quickly.  I could only see him on weekends, and I always cried and waved when he pulled out from the driveway.  He was strong and handsome and funny and charming – or at least, at 16, I thought so.  I truly believed I was in love.

    My boyfriend and I were pretty frustrated with each other around the year mark, and I suggested an open relationship.  I dated a coworker - with my boyfriend’s knowledge and permission - but that didn’t work out.  He never told me what he did during this time…I didn’t want to know.  I felt empty in my current relationship but too scared to end it.  But I decided that an open relationship wasn’t sewing the hole together, it was just drawing us further apart.  So we decided, on the year anniversary, to start again.  And I loved him – maybe that’s why I couldn’t see everything wrong in the relationship.  I knew that ending it would destroy him, and it wouldn’t do me any good either.  I thought, if I loved him, and he loved me, we’d work through the rough patch.

    But it didn’t work out that way.

    He drove me crazy.  He was one of those men who would talk without end or purpose.  As Steve Martin said beautifully in Planes, Trains, and Automobiles:“by the way, you know, when you’re telling these little stories? Here’s a good idea – have a POINT. It makes it SO much more interesting for the listener”.  My friends couldn’t stand to be around him.  I forced myself to spend time with him, the whole time mentally pushing him away.  It was a weird sensation – on one hand, I was reaching out for him.  I longed for the physical contact, I longed to be held.  I knew I loved him – or at least, there was a time when I did.  But then he’d open his mouth and I was literally repulsed.  We took every opportunity to fight with each other.  Driving with him in the car was the most frustrating experience I have ever lived through.  He would turn the radio on country – full blast – (I HATE country) and sing along.  Very poorly.  With the wrong words.  He would attempt to screech sing louder than the already unbearable music.  When I tried to turn it off, he’d slap my hand and sing louder.  The guy was four years older than me – a full-grown man by most standards – and acted like a two-year-old.

    He started getting weird.  He would talk to himself.  He lost all contact with those in his university, and everyone in that city.  He spent too much time in his hometown two and a half hours away.  His mother had been very overbearing from the start, and this only seemed to get worse as his mental state declined.  She did everything for him – laundry to homework – and still found the time to send me a hateful message on facebook telling me all that I was doing wrong.

    When he started showing up at my house – 2 hours from his university – at odd hours completely uninvited and without warning, I started to become scared of him.  I encouraged him to pick up old hobbies, anything to give him something to do (other than intrude into my life at 2 in the morning).  So he picked up TKD and kickboxing again.  He even bought a new paintball gun.  And a new rifle. 

    My ex-boyfriend never hit me, but he began holding me down.  Seeing me struggle turned him on.  It also caused me to wear long-sleeve shirts at the end of my senior year, and seek a physiatrist.  I didn’t even tell her what was really going on, though I probably should have.  Deep down, I thought if I let him do with me what he wanted, then at least he wouldn’t seek out another girl on the side…

    Part of me thought his mother was right and it was all my fault.  I was an emmotional wreck.  Anything good and pure from the beginning of the relationship was gone.  I was afraid of him.  I saw him because I felt indebted to.  My parents liked him and invited him to all the family outings.  I figured, if they didn’t see the change in him, than the change was really in me.

    Old friends from grade school – really one in particular – saw that I needed help.  One, Steve, became my sanctuary.  I never slept with him, I never kissed him.  We never did anything like that.  But he talked to me listened to me.  He comforted me.  And the boy I had attempted to date the last summer, he saw my pain too.  He saw the physical bruises on my wrists – working as a lifeguard meant wearing a swim suit, with make-up only covering so much.

    But even with all the comforting and counseling, no one could really help me.  I wasn’t even sure what was wrong, let alone how to fix it.  But I knew I had to do it on my own.

    When I found out I was going to Germany for a year, I finally knew what I had to do.  With tears rolling down my face, I drove home from my interview with the program director and practiced what I would say.  A break, I assured him.  Just some time to figure my life out.

    But he didn’t take the hint.  And when he kept showing up at my house, at my school, at my work…I really started getting scared.

    When I moved to Germany two months later, I had the luxury of cutting off all contact with him.  My dad, who worked with him on the weekends, let me know that he had been fired from his job.  He had also quit school and – surprise surprise – moved in with his mom.  He’s in training to become a Marine now – at least something came from those hours of shooting practice.

    And after months of no contact, and finding a wonderful man who became my loving boyfriend….I got a letter.  From him.  Confessing all of the times he had cheated on me, down to the last cum-sucking detail.  He told me all the things “wrong” with me – or should I say, repeated what his mother had already written.  He preyed on all my weaknesses, all the worries I had earlier made about myself.  He wished me misery and told me how he would relish the moment I died.

    His mother sent 5 consequent e-mails, of course, affirming everything he had written.  She also said she had encouraged him to cheat on me.  She even called me a whore for being with a “foreigner” (a detail I guess my dad had let slip).

     

    But you know what, I don’t care anymore.  There was a time where he could hurt me – he could physically cause me pain, he could intimidate me, he could flat out annoy me, or worst of all, he could make me doubt myself.

    But, you see, those days are long gone.

    I know the only thing I ever did wrong was to stay with him for so long.  To think I could help him or change him.  The truth is, a good relationship has its ups and downs – but no healthy relationship should lead to the total deterioration, demoralization, or denigration of either partner.

     

    Maybe one day I’ll be able to look back at the relationship and remember the good times, before he went off the deep end.  If not, I’d be perfectly happy with that, too.

     

     

    May

     

  • ABC’s of my life….

    A. Age: 18
    B. Bed size: Two twin beds….I’m an exchange student I take what I can get.
    C. Chore you hate:  Sorting through papers, tax returns, bills….
    D. Dogs:  Jack Russel Terrier FTW.  Mine is called Jacky, because I’m just THAT original.
    E. Essential start to your day:  Kellogs covered in freeze dried strawberries and milk.
    F. Favorite color: Pink!
    G. Gold or silver: White gold or silver.
    H. Height:  5’2…
    I. Instruments: Clairinet, Piano, attempting guitar
    J. Job title:  Regierung Praktikantin
    K. Kids: Want 5 girls…we’ll see how that goes…
    L. Live: A small village tucked in Southern Germany.
    M. Mom’s name: Rebecca Jean.
    N. Nicknames: May, Maggie, Magpie (because I talk waaay too much, like the bird). 
    O. Overnight hospital stays: None that I remember.
    P. Pet peeve: People who breathe loudly.  I cannot sleep, or eat, or think or even be bored when someone is breathing loudly.
    Q. Quote from a movie: A heart is not judged by how much you love; but by how much you are loved by others.
    R. Right or left handed: Right.
    S. Siblings: One brother, two sisters, two brother-in-laws
    T. Time you wake up: 6:45.
    U. Underwear: I’m a Victoria Secret fan.  Not gonna lie.
    V. Vegetables you dislike: Beets and artichokes.
    W. What makes you run late: The snooze button.
    X. X-Rays you’ve had: Teeth and twice on fingers.  Once on stomach.
    Y. Yummy food you make:  I can make a good fahita.
    Z. Zoo- favorite animal: The lions!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

  • My Father, the Soldier

    My father was a soldier.  I understood that at a young age, when we moved from Missouri to D.C.  My father worked in the Pentagon, as did the parents from most of my friends.  It wasn’t weird.  It wasn’t difficult.  It was simply so.  Sometimes he’d travel to places like Japan or Germany or Korea.  He always brought me home a doll, which succeeded in making me forget that he had left me in the first place.

    In summer of 2001, July 29th to be exact, we moved from D.C. to Kansas City.  My dad was hoping to go into the reserves and retire soon, and my mom had just gotten her dream job.  I was to be starting fourth grade in a new Catholic school up the street.  My grandparents and my brother and sister all lived near-by.  It was going to be perfect.

    Then school started…and one day in September, our teachers told us to go home.  They had all seen something on the T.V. in the teachers lounge.  They came back to the classrooms crying and shaking.  They wouldn’t tell us what was wrong. 

    So I walked down the hill to my house.  It was quiet.  My father was sitting, alone, in the kitchen.  The television program reflected on his face in the otherwise dark room.  He was crying.  He pulled me to him and cried even more.  It wasn’t until my mom came home that I even knew what had happened.  Two planes had flown into the World Trade Center…and one into the Pentagon.  The television reports would later focus on the World Trade Center.  The destruction.  The firemen heroes.  The lost lives.  The last moments on the planes.  The pictures of people leaping from windows or being crushed under falling debris.  But the Pentagon was where my dad was working not even two months before.  He should have been in there when the planes hit.  Instead, mothers and fathers of my friends were in the building.  Most were not in the section that was hit…but when you know the people personally, not just numbers on a ticker at the bottom of the screen…then a few is more than bearable.

    A week later, my dad was recalled to the Pentagon.  He stayed there for 14 months.  He was then sent over seas for two 11-month terms. 

    At the age of nine, my father was gone.  And this time it wasn’t fun.  It wasn’t a few weeks for public affairs work.  No doll was going to take back the three years that I didn’t have my father there.  I slept every night in one of his T-Shirts.  I kept a chalkboard in the kitchen counting down the days until he came home.  I held my mother when she cried for my father.  I wrote him letters and sent him photos of everything in my life that he wasn’t able to see. 

     

     No child should have to go through what I did.  No child should lose their parent for months or years…or forever. 

     

    But we do.  We are strong because we have to be. 

     

    And I am very proud of my father.

     

    M

  • Photos From This Weekend

    On Friday Markus came down from Bonn to visit me.  As usual, we had a full weekend.

    I spent Friday shopping with my host sisters.

     

    Then when Markus came, we made fondue and attempted to teach him to Waltz.

     

    The next day we had a scuba diving class.

     

    And spend the evening alone in the city.

     

    Sunday, we all went climbing and zip-lining.

     

    And had a picnic.

     

    Before Markus had to leave.

     

    I love you Markus, and thank you for another adventure!

     

    M

  • My April Fool’s Day Joke [short]

    I’m a terrible girlfriend. 

    My boyfriend and I are going scuba diving this weekend, and I needed to know his size to rent the suits…

     

    Me : So can you tell me your size?

    Him : 52…between 52 and 54.

    Me : Oh.

    Him : What’s wrong?

    Me : I didn’t think you were that big…

    Him : What do you mean?

    Me : They only have to size 50…

    Him : What?  Why do they only have to size 50?

    Me : I don’t know, it’s a legal thing.  I guess bigger people have too much buoyancy to stay under water or something -

    Him : But seriously, at 50?  It’s not fair.

    Me : I know.  I didn’t realize it would be a problem.  I mean…52….!  Wow.

    Him : There’s got to be a way.

    Me : I mean, I could let you use my host sister’s.  It’s a size 36 -

    Him : 36?!

    Me : You could just stop eating for a few days.

    Him : ?!

    Me : It’s only a few centimeters.

     

    I love having a gullible boyfriend.

     

    M