April 1, 2011
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My April Fool’s Day Joke [short]
I’m a terrible girlfriend.
My boyfriend and I are going scuba diving this weekend, and I needed to know his size to rent the suits…
Me : So can you tell me your size?
Him : 52…between 52 and 54.
Me : Oh.
Him : What’s wrong?
Me : I didn’t think you were that big…
Him : What do you mean?
Me : They only have to size 50…
Him : What? Why do they only have to size 50?
Me : I don’t know, it’s a legal thing. I guess bigger people have too much buoyancy to stay under water or something -
Him : But seriously, at 50? It’s not fair.
Me : I know. I didn’t realize it would be a problem. I mean…52….! Wow.
Him : There’s got to be a way.
Me : I mean, I could let you use my host sister’s. It’s a size 36 -
Him : 36?!
Me : You could just stop eating for a few days.
Him : ?!
Me : It’s only a few centimeters.
I love having a gullible boyfriend.
M
Comments (3)
Oh, where are you going scuba diving!? I want to go so badly, it’s on my bucket list, lol. I would probably cry if someone said these things to me, that’s how badly I want to go, haha. Hope you both have fun!
@ArmyWife4Life2007 - I have to have four lessons in a large swimming pool before I’m licensed to go in a lake/ocean. But hopefully Baden See when I’m done with the training!
We had a blast. I put a few pictures up. A lot of times you can do a try-out lesson for free (or fairly cheap). You should do it on a date sometime – definately worth it!
M
lmao!
that’s awesome.