November 17, 2010

• Misleading Clues.

  translated from German

  Me:  Can I have a clue?

  Markus:  For your Christmas present?  No.

  Me:  PLALEAZE!

  Markus:  It begins with S-W-A.

  Me:  Is it English or German?

  Markus:  I don’t know.  English?

  Me:  swab, swagger, swallow, swam, swamp, swan, swap, swarm, swarthy, swastika…SWASTIKA?

  Markus:  What?

  Me:  You’re giving me a German swastika for Christmas?!

  Markus:  No!  I think it has to do with Austria, it’s from Austria.

  Me:  Hitler?!  He’s from Austria.

  Markus:  Yeah I know.

  Me:  You’re giving me Hitler?

  Markus:  NO!!!!  Just google it.

   

  so I google SWA…

   

  and I find an african tour site : http://www.swasafaris.de/

  and an over 50 forum : http://www.50plus.at/rum/swarov.htm

  a window company : http://www.ehlert-partner.de/Swarov.htm

  these sexy underwear : http://store.pull-in.com/eu/de/cobranding/swarovski/hype-swarovski-sombre

   

  and awesomely expensive jewelry : http://www.swarovski.com/Web_DE/de/index

   

   

  While I personally think the Africa safari would be totally awesome, Markus has narrowed it down to the jewelry and the awesome underwear…..

   

  He gives terrible clues.

   

  M

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