March 13, 2009

• Why I Love My Nephew

  Christian is six, and he has always had a little bit of a lisp.

  Today, he bought a disk launcher.

   

  M:  Ow!  What was that?

  Christian:  My dick launcher Aunt Maggie!

  M:  You’re WHAT?

  Christian:  I hit you with my dicks!  You see, you can only fit four of them in here at a time though.

  M:  Uhhmm…

  Christian: -pointing to Connor- His doesn’t hurt as bad because it doesn’t go as fast.

  M:  It looks like Sammy got ahold of one of your blue disks!

  Christian:  -chasing after the dog-  No, you aren’t supposed to chew on the dicks!

   

  I love innocent children >.<

   

  M

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