February 26, 2009

• Why I Love My Korean Exchange Student…

  Driving the half-hour distance home from school, I grew bored. 

  So, I decide to talk to our student, H.  She has her earbuds in, but is still ‘listening’ to me.

   

  M.  Yikes!  Did you see that cop?!  He was tucked in there but I was just coasting so I’m okay I think.

  H.  Mmm.

  M.  But that would be soooo bad if he pulled me over.

  H.  Yeah.

  M.  I mean, he could search my car.

  H.  Ohhmmmhhmmm.

  M.  And find the body.

  H.  Hmm.

  M.  You know, the prostitute I killed last night in my drunken rage.

  H.  Ohhh yeah mmhmm.

  M.  With the piano wire, remember?

  H.  Mmmm.

  M.  Want some ice cream, Hyere-Bear?

  H.  -takes out earbud-  Did you say something?

   

  M

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